Monkey Banana

Iron Monkey Banana Holder ~ Fruit Stand Iron Monkey Banana Holder ~ Fruit Stand
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Iron Banana Holder Made of iron Monkey sits on banana leaf Decorative and functional Unique gift idea Measures 13"H x 9-1/4"L x 4-1/2"W Minor assembly required

Arthur Court Monkey Banana Holder with Bowl Arthur Court Monkey Banana Holder with Bowl
List Price: $99.00
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Don't monkey around, keep produce in prime condition with this combination fruit bowl and banana holder from Arthur Court. A curious family and ring of leaves made of sand-cast aluminum accent the kitchen counter or table with fresh whimsy. With frosted glass bowl.

Truly one-of-a-kind, there is no need to worry about duplicating gifts when giving this charming and whimsical banana holder from Arthur Court. The piece is both functional and a unique countertop ornament. Standing 17 inches in height, a long, sturdy arch stretched over the accompanying bowl while carrying two inquisitive monkeys. One of the monkey tails hangs down from the top to form a banana hook designed to suspend the yellow fruit in the air. Featuring the designer's premium signature aluminum alloy, the round base measures 9-1/2 inches across and comfortably houses a frosted, white glass bowl. This bowl can ably cradle a sizeable collection of additional fruits if desired. Heavyweight and sturdy, the piece won't bend or tip and its simple assembly consists only of inserting and tightening the two included screws. Hand washing is recommended to preserve metal's shiny surface. -- Amy Arnold

Banana Wind Banana Wind
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On this release, Banana Wind, Buffett continues in the light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the beach-bum lifestyle that has made him a hero to tens of thousands of his "Parrothead" fans. Combining country-rock and calypso into his signature sound, the singer-songwriter advises all of us caught up in the rat race that we need to "take a holiday, grab a pack, and hit the trail, take a sail, and wind up in some moonlit bay." Early in his career Buffett was able to re-create the tension of everyday life before he released it with considerable gusto in a sun-filled fantasy. These days, however, he seems so out of touch with ordinary lives that he can't build much tension at all, and as a result his songs are so laid-back that they never quite get off the mat. --Geoffrey Himes

Excuse-O & Monkey Banana (Eco) Excuse-O & Monkey Banana (Eco)
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Sale Price: $10.00
Monkey Banana/Excuse O Monkey Banana/Excuse O
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Bandanna Monkey & Banana Ceramic Cabinet Drawer Pull Knob Bandanna Monkey & Banana Ceramic Cabinet Drawer Pull Knob
Sale Price: $2.97

Ceramic cabinet, drawer, or furniture knob with mounting hardware included. Also works great in a bathroom or on bi-fold closet doors!

Kid's Monkey & Banana Ceramic Cabinet Drawer Pull Knob Kid's Monkey & Banana Ceramic Cabinet Drawer Pull Knob
Sale Price: $2.97

New 1 1/2 inch ceramic cabinet, drawer, or furniture knob with mounting hardware included. Also works great in a bathroom or on bi-fold closet doors.

Monkey Banana Kid's Drawer Pull Handle Chrome Monkey Banana Kid's Drawer Pull Handle Chrome
Sale Price: $3.94

New handcrafted chrome DRAWER pull with ceramic insert. Standard three inch centers with mounting hardware included. Cabinet pull sold separately. Also available in polished brass. Item(s) can be wiped clean with a soft damp cloth. Great addition and nice finishing touch to any room! Item(s) ship within 2-3 business days of receipt of payment. All packages are insured by us at no expense to the buyer. We also accept custom orders! Carolina Hardware and Décor is not affiliated with any other company(s).

Beach Monkey Banana-Shaped Candy Packs (48 pks) Beach Monkey Banana-Shaped Candy Packs (48 pks)
Sale Price: $5.99

Beach Monkey banana-shaped candy fun packs are tiny banana candy perfect for beach party goody bags. Banana candy makes a great treat at a tropical bash or Hawaiian Luau.WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.

12 Tiki Hut Surf Shack Beach Monkey Treat Boxes 12 Tiki Hut Surf Shack Beach Monkey Treat Boxes
Sale Price: $5.75

Fill these tropical tiki hut cardboard boxes with treats and favors! Kids will enjoy taking boxes of goodies home from a luau, beach or pool party! 6 1/4" Simple assembly required. Candy NOT included.

Hog Wild Monkey Balloon Bag Party Pack Hog Wild Monkey Balloon Bag Party Pack
List Price: $15.99
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Monkey Banana Design Skin Decal Sticker for Samsung Instinct S30 (Sprint) Cell Phone Monkey Banana Design Skin Decal Sticker for Samsung Instinct S30 (Sprint) Cell Phone
Sale Price: $8.99

Add style and protection to your Samsung Instinct S30 (Sprint) cell phone in one step. Protect from scratches and dings with a skin decal sticker. Easy to apply and easy to remove. Changing styles is a snap! Comes with a download code for matching wallpaper. This item is printed per order so process takes an extra 2-3 business days.

Monkey Banana Design Skin Cover Decal Sticker for the LG Dare VX9700 (Verizon Wireless) Cell Phone Monkey Banana Design Skin Cover Decal Sticker for the LG Dare VX9700 (Verizon Wireless) Cell Phone
Sale Price: $8.99

Add style and protection to your phone in one step. Protect from scratches and dings with a skin decal sticker. Easy to apply and easy to remove. Changing styles is a snap! Please remember that these are printed per order so process takes an extra 2-3 business days.

Monkey Banana Design Decal Skin Sticker for HTC Touch Pro XV6850 Cell Phone Monkey Banana Design Decal Skin Sticker for HTC Touch Pro XV6850 Cell Phone
Sale Price: $8.99

Cover your HTC Touch Pro XV6850 cell phone with this bright, unique designed decal skin sticker. Adds style and protection all in one easy step. They are easy to apply and simple to remove so changing looks is a breeze. Comes with a matching wallpaper you can download so your HTC Touch Pro cell phone has a complete design. Remember, these are made per order so please expect 2-3 extra days for arrival.

Funky Monkey Snacks Bananamon, Banana with Cinnamon, Freeze-Dried Fruit, 1-Ounce Bags (Pack of 12) Funky Monkey Snacks Bananamon, Banana with Cinnamon, Freeze-Dried Fruit, 1-Ounce Bags (Pack of 12)
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Wouldn’t it be great if there was a natural snack that had the great taste and health benefits of fresh fruit, but the crunch and portability of everyday snacks? Now there is! Discover Funky Monkey Snacks - Fruit That Crunches! Funky Monkey freeze-dries slices and pieces of real fruits using a proprietary process to lock in the taste, smell, and nutrients of freshly-picked fruit while adding a fun and satisfying crunch. And every bag of Funky Monkey contains 3 servings of fruit! With nothing added - no added colors, flavors, preservatives, or sugars, Funky Monkey is 100% natural and 100% delicious, as well as gluten-free and certified Kosher. Discover Funky Monkey Snacks - tasty, crunchy, and convenient all-natural snacks with the wholesome goodness of fresh fruit.

Funky Monkey Snacks Purple Funk, Banana with Acai, Freeze-Dried Fruit, 1-Ounce Bags (Pack of 12) Funky Monkey Snacks Purple Funk, Banana with Acai, Freeze-Dried Fruit, 1-Ounce Bags (Pack of 12)
List Price: $28.56
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Wouldn’t it be great if there was a natural snack that had the great taste and health benefits of fresh fruit, but the crunch and portability of everyday snacks? Now there is! Discover Funky Monkey Snacks - Fruit That Crunches! Funky Monkey freeze-dries slices and pieces of real fruits using a proprietary process to lock in the taste, smell, and nutrients of freshly-picked fruit while adding a fun and satisfying crunch. And every bag of Funky Monkey contains 3 servings of fruit! With nothing added - no added colors, flavors, preservatives, or sugars, Funky Monkey is 100% natural and 100% delicious, as well as gluten-free and certified Kosher. Discover Funky Monkey Snacks - tasty, crunchy, and convenient all-natural snacks with the wholesome goodness of fresh fruit.

Londons Times Funny Food Coffee other Digestibles - Monkey Suitor For Banana - Coffee Gift Baskets - Coffee Gift Basket Londons Times Funny Food Coffee other Digestibles - Monkey Suitor For Banana - Coffee Gift Baskets - Coffee Gift Basket
List Price: $54.99
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Monkey Suitor For Banana Coffee Gift Basket is measuring 9x9x4. Contains 15oz mug, BONUS free set of 4 coasters, biscotti and 5 blends of gourmet coffee. French Vanilla, Kenya AA, Decaf Colombian Supremo, Chocolate and Italian Roast Espresso elegantly presented in our signature black planet coffee gift box. A very nice and thoughtful gift for any occasion.

Inflatable Banana Inflatable Banana
List Price: $6.99
Sale Price: $3.99

7 Ways to Stay Sharp in Sales ... or How to Catch your First Monkey

One of my very good friends leads a top performing sales organization selling financial services out of Boise Idaho. His team is consistently rated as the top producing office in North America for his company. We are always exchanging ideas on selling, challenging each other on philosophies and suffice it to say, his past performance has always caused me to listen intently to what he has to say.

I have no idea if the story he told me is true or not. He has played a practical joke or two in his day. Short of travelling to Africa, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Even if there is a bit of embellishment to the story, it is a great tell with an insightful message.

In Africa, as Charles tells it, the natives have a clever way to catch monkeys. They take a coconut shell, cut a small hole in one end, and hollow it out. The hole is just big enough to allow a monkey's hand to enter.

Then they attach a string to the other end of the coconut shell, place some peanuts inside, put the shell in the middle of a clearing and hide themselves behind a tree until a monkey comes.

The monkey smells the peanuts inside the shell ... it reaches in to grab the peanuts ... but when it does, its fist, full with peanuts, is too large to pull back through the hole.

The natives start pulling on the string and reel the silly monkey in. Why, because the monkey will not let go of those peanuts to save his life. All the monkey would have to do is let go of the peanuts. He doesn't, as he has to have the peanuts.

I'm thinking there may be some truth to his story. I did a Google search "catch a monkey using a coconut" and found one hit on a bladder cancer website that included an article on relaxation that references an African legend, where they do they catch monkeys using coconuts with a banana inside. Seriously!

So let's assume this monkey catching technique works. Chances are if you're like me, you'll never get a chance to try it out. I don't recommend you doing this at your local zoo!

So why tell the story? Do you find yourself grasping a fist full of peanuts? Do you ever get hold of something and not let go? Do you want the peanuts so badly that you fail to consider other alternatives to achieve your goal? Are you flexible and effective in your thinking? Are you prepared to try other methodologies and techniques? Do you seek out others for advice? Do you use your power of observation on those who are successful?

I believe one of Charles' greatest strengths is his ability to make things simple. Once he has done this, he shares the basics for success with his team. He then walks the talk and leads by example. He believes in his people, they believe in him. He's the type of leader that wouldn't use coconuts to capture monkeys, he'd sit down with them, and using his big smile and power of persuasion, have them convinced they should simply follow him home. They probably would!

Charles goes on to offer some simple advice on how to "get the peanuts." I wonder if this is the basics of sales success.

1.Always be prospecting. "Everyone is an opportunity for new business or a referral."

2.Keep the calendar full of appointments. "A body in motion stays in motion, a body at rest stays at rest."

3.Be proficient in your presentation skills. "Confidence sells."

4.Your customers are a gold mine for future business. "Treat them right and they will take care of you."

5.Set stretch goals. "Great things happen to those who make things happen."

6.Hard work is just that. "Honest intelligent effort is always rewarded."

7.Have fun. "Enjoy what you do and you'll be good at it."

Great advice Charles, thanks for sharing. Wishing you continued success!

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If a monkey or gorilla tossed a banana peel outside the cage and an onlooker slipped on it, whose fault is it?

This is a follow-up question about monkeys and gorillas with bananas. The other one is resolved, however. Can you see the humor in it and answer the same way? Best answer gets 10 points

It's both, because the monkey was smart enough to throw it out, and the human was too stupid to notice.